The things you’ll find on the internet when you should be workingOh, but oppidan, you missed the best part:After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel. Mrs. Harrington
I died laughing.
HA! This reminds me of the time I was 2 and watched a Telly Savalas movie with my mom. The next day I went to daycare and told everyone that my mom had sex with a bald guy last night. My mom has no idea where I got it from, but she still tells the story to this day.
Posted on Monday January 26th