singlescoop:

The things you’ll find on the internet when you should be working

Oh, but oppidan, you missed the best part:

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration.  It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.  I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel. Mrs. Harrington

I died laughing.

HA!  This reminds me of the time I was 2 and watched a Telly Savalas movie with my mom.  The next day I went to daycare and told everyone that my mom had sex with a bald guy last night.  My mom has no idea where I got it from, but she still tells the story to this day.